Sep 12

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….! !!

Khamosh Raat Ki Pehlu Mein Sitare Naa Hote,
In Rookhi Aankhon mein Rangeen Najare Naa Hote,
Hum Bhi na Karte Parwah
Agar aap Itne Pyare na hote……

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai…

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Tammana-e-ishq to hum bhi rakte hain,
Kisi ke dil me hum bhi dhadakte hain,
Na jane woh kab milenge
jin ke liye hum roz tadapte hain.

Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola, Itne logo me apko tanha paate hai,
Isliye chale aate hai!

Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi.
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.
Main Lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta,
iska matlab ye nahin k main tujhe pyar nahi karta
chata hun tumhe aaj bhi par teri soch mein apna waqt bekar nahi
karta,
tamasha na ban jaye kahin mohobat mein mera islye apne dard ko bayan
nahi karta

Jo kuch bhi mila hai usi mein khush hu
mein tere liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta,
par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein
zalim warna tujhe chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta

Rich people travel in cars
poor people travel in carts
but people like u
always travel in hearts.

Aapse nazrein to mila lein par ye to bataiye ki
Aap mein aisa kya dekhein jo dekhte hi deewana banade
Badi mushkil se militi hai zindagi sambhal ke rakhiye
Kahin is shama ko hum parvana na banade

Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane.

Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.

Har raahi ko mann chaha mukaam nahi milta,
Jisko jee bhar pyaar kar sake wo insaan nahi milta,
Aasma k sitaro ki tarah hamare armaan bhi bikhrte rehte hai,
Jo apne dil mein hamein jagah de sake wo meharbaan nahi milta

Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi
Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan
Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi
Kaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan!

Sep 11

Choti c kahani hyApun sub ka jani hy,Dilwala or dildar hyApun yaron ka yar hy,Dil ka chota nhiDosti me khota nhi,Apun dost sacha hyBoht smrt bacha hy,

Aapki aankhon main milegi humain panah, Chahe samjho dil lagi ya samjho gunah, Bhaley he humain koi DEEWANA qarar dey, Hum to ho gaye aapki dosti main **”FANAA”**

Dost hota naheen bhool jany kaliya zindgy milty hay dost banany kaliya hum sy dosty rakho ghay to itny khushi mily ge kay waqt he naheen mely ga ansoo bahany kaliya

Allama Iqbal baithay thay nadi k kinare, Bachon nay un ko pathar maray, Iqbal said: Falak k sitaro dharti ki baharo, Khotay de putro pathar te na maro

Aankhon main khushi labon par hansi gam ka koi naam na ho, Aap ko jahan ki sari khushian milain in khushion ki kabhi koi sham na ho!

Kash teri meri ik tasweer hoty……………………….tu mera ranja aur man teri heer hoti……..

Dosti se mazbut koi jaageer nahi hoti dosti se khubsurat hoi tassveer nahi hoti, dosti to hai ek kacha dhaaga, magar isse mazbut koi zanjeer nahi hoti!!!!!!!!!!

Nipple nipple little star can i suck u in my car up above ur breast so high always milky never dry let me press it don’t feel shy in ur bra it will dry

Dil sheshaye ki tarhaan nazuz hota hai .duno main farq itna hota hai k sheshaye  ki awaz or dil totne ki awaz nahein hoti

Qayamat tak tujahy yaad karenge, Teri her baat per aitbaar karenge, Tujhe sms karne ko to nahi kahain gay, Par phir bhi teray sms ka intzaar karenge.

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai humne, Apni alag dunya basa rakhi hai humne, Is umeed ke saath ke sms aayga aapka, Mobile per nazrein jama rakhi hain humne.

ALLAH ke naam pe, MAULA ke naam pe, Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,Koi mere is SMS padne wale dost koi paisa dedo, yeh mujhay SMS nahi karta !

Lafz App Do Geet hum banaye gai
Manzil app chunno rasta hum bataye gai
khush app raho khusiyan hum dilaye gai
App bus dost bane rehna
Dosti Hum Nibhaye gai…!

Aaa Khuda!
Aaj Yeh Faisla Karde
Ise Mera Ya Mujhe iska karde
Bhot Mushkil lagta hai
is se dor rehna!
judai ka safar kum karde
jitna door chala gaya hai wo
mujh se
ise itna kareeb karde
nahi likha agar naseeb main uska naam
tu
Mujhe Fanah Karde!

Kassh agar mian kuch hosakta tu main tumhari ankhon ka ansoo hota…janam leta teri ankho mian zindagi guzarta tere galon per or aa ke mar jata tere honto per.

Hum pal pal jeeye the jis pal ke liye..wo pal b mila to kuch pal ke liye ab ku na jeeye is pal ko kcuh pal ke liye tum hamarey hum tumhray liye ……….miss u.

Sep 09

Koshish Kijiye Hame Yaad Karne Ki,
Lamhe To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge,
Tamanna Kijiye Hame Milne Ki
Bahane To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge.

Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe

Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……

Bahut khubsurat hai yeh sath tumhara,
Bana dijiye isse kismat hamari,
Use aur kya chahiye duniya me,
Mil gayi ho jise dosti tumhari….

Dost kabhi dosto se khafaa nahi hote..
Mil jaye dil to kabhi juda nahi hote
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko.
Kyu ki insan kabhi khuda nahi hote….

Dosti naam hai sukh dukh ki kahani ka
Dosti raaz hai sada muskura ne ka
Ye koi pal bhar ki pehchan nahi
Dosti naam hai umar bhar sath nibhane ka

Dost tera bahut sahara hai,
Warna is duniya mein kaun hamara hai,
Log marte hai maut aane par,
Hamay to aapke dosti ne mara hai..

Yeh mat sochna ke bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi bahut chahenge tumhe,
Agar dost bankar raas na aaye,
To bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.

Maussam bada behal hai
Sur hai na tall hai
Msg box bhi kangaal hai,
Kya aapki msg factory mein bhi hadtaal hai?

Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….
Woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

Kya aap confidence se chalte hai…
Kya aap penalty bharte hai…
Kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai…
To aap sms kyon nahi karte hai…?

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pah nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.

Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.

EHSAAS BAHUT HOGA JAB CHOR KE JAYENGE
ROENGE BAHUT MAGAR AANSOO NAHI AAYENGE
JAB SAATH KOI NA DE TOW AWAAZ HAME DENA
AASMA PAR HONGE TOW BHI LAUT KA AAYENGE

Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai…
Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai’
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..
Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai…

Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.

Teri judai bhi hamein pyaar karti hai,
Teri yaad bahut bekrar karti hai,
Woh din jo tere sath guzare the,
Talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai.

Agar jindagi mein judai na hoti,
Toh kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti,
Saath gujara hota har lamha,
Toh sayad risto mein itani gahrai na hoti.

Thief with knife: tera paisa nikaal!
Man:do you know who i am? I am a politician.
Thief: accha ? To phir mera paisa nikaal….!

Ek yug tha jab log ghar ke dwar par likhte the ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha SHUB LAABH
Fir likha UR WELCOME
Aur ab
KUTTE SE SAAWDHAN.

Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

Sep 08

Nobody is like you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u…. dont cry…….my name is nobody

I m getting married next month.
I m getting married next month…. its small party and only few people will be invited…… dont bring any gift…..just bring someone who ll marry me.

Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

if u read this, i m smart..
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous…

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips,
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me… how r u ?

Rules of Life:
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It\’s b\’coz…
I need a person for just time pass

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn\’t it rain on you?

i look at the moon
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i…
i rather look at the moon again

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

An important element of friendship is communication, and that’s the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don’t want to cut the line that connects US…

A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won’t start or end without me thinking of u…..See! I just did. Take care.

If u drop me, I’ll break. If u hold me, I’ll shake. If u need me, I’ll hurry. If u don’t call me, I’ll worry. If u hurt me, I’ll cry. But if u leave me, I’ll die

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,’cause I did it and I found you

I heard that good looks can kill…
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.
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So, please don’t look at me
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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,
Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d:-)

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
.
.
.
.
lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.

Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
.
.
.
“Maiyooon”…

I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p

Sep 08

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

Man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

Don’t feel sad, don’t feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is..

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy that a cow can’t fly!!

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils…

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.

I am not your type … I am not inflatable.

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B – L – O – N – T

I am a killer, I kill people for money…..But because you are my friend, I’ll kill you for nothing!

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

I’m afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don’t know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.

I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky again.

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.

Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don’t be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.

Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.

Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!

You think I’m nice, I think you’re nice. You think I’m kind, I think you’re kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I’m cute, and I think you’re right.

Sep 07

Aby o anday k chilkey
Aam ki guthli
Sarey huy bengan
Ubley huy aalo
Murghi k choozey
Africa k Bandar
Kbi b kisi ko aese nai bolna
Arey bura lgta hai na yar

When I was born,
GOD said, “Oh No! Another IDIOT”.
When you were born, GOD said, “OH No! COMPETITION”.
Who knew,
one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!

I’m not Shakespeare
to write about U,

I’m not Shelley
to Sing about U,

I’m not Piccaso
to Paint U,

I’m just yours
who wants to say

“I’M ALWAYS WITH U”

Kia tum urr saktay ho
Kia sitaray torr saktay ho?
Kia pathar ko hera bana saktay ho?
Nahi na?
Beta sirf shakal bandar jesi hone se koi HANUMAN nahi ban jata

Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, “Kya main tumhara pehla pyaar hoon?”
BIWI Boli, “Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai.

A – U R ATTRACTIVE
B – U R THE BEST
C – U R CUTE
D – U R DEAR 2 ME
E – U R EXCELLENT
F – U R FUNNY
G – U R GOOD-LOOKING
H – HEHEHE
I – I’M
J – JOKING

Mausam Mast hai,
Mahol Jabardast hai…
Socha phone karke,
Have a nice day Keh du.
Pata Chala ke
“Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”

A friend is like a pillow u can hug wen u r in trouble cry wen u r in pain n embrace wen u r happy wen u need a friend so…………
buy a pillow……

What is a Girl Friend?
Answer :
Addition of Problem,
Substraction of Money,
Multiplication of Enemy,
Division of Friends….

So be careful

A true friend is not the one who give
bail and take you out from the Jail.
Instead who comes with u in jail and ask
BIDI hai kya BIDU?

Friends are like shoes,
some loose some tight,
some fit just right,
they help u as u walk through life.
thanks for being my size!

Science has proved that sugar melts in water,
so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge,
“I care for you” converts into…
“I will kill you if you don’t care for me”

Sep 05

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Dil Ke jazbat ki aawaj nahi hoti
Ikraar me suro ki barsaat nahi hoti
Nigahein kar deti hai bayaan sari baate
Dosti lafzo ki mohtaaz nahi hoti

Ai dost tumhe kya naam du,
khawab kahu to bikhar jaoge,
dil kahu to tut jaoge aao tumara nam zindagi rakh du.
maut se phle to hamara sath na chod paoge.

“Dil mein tumhare apni kami chhod jayenge
Aankhon mein intezaar ki lakeer chhod jayenge
Yaad rakhna dhundte rahoge hamein
dosti ki aisi kahani chhod jayenge”

The times we shared is like shooting star… the time is short but really beautiful moments…. Forever engraved in our hearts…. Friends forever~!!!

“Friends are the sunshine of life! Thanks for brightening my world with the warmth of your friendship!”

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u… but in my HEART I swear I’m keeping U..

We’ve known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that’s definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

I Wont Promise to be your Friend Forever,
Coz I Wont Live That Long…
But Let Me Be Your Friend
As Long As I Live…!
Forever.

Aik hassi jo hasa de
Aik ansoo jo rula de
Aik aarzoo jo jaga de
Aik chahat jo samjha de
Her aahat jo jaan le
Uss rishtay ka naam hai
***** DOSTI*****

Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt’s why ì’m höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go

Sep 05

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You’ll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I’m surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

Log milte hain EVERYTIME!
Pasand aate hain SOMETIME!
Par aap jaise dost milte hain ONETIME!
Jo dil me rehte hain LIFETIME..

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U…

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn’t SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall…

After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I’m so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue…tissue…plsss!!!

dosti” ka network ke liye jaruri hai ?
1. frienship ka miss call.
2. pyaar ka sms.
3. rishton ki ring tone.
4. pyar ka coverage.
5. bharose ki lifetime validity.

Every one can speak sweet word …
Every one can buy sweet chocolat …
Every one can smell sweet rose …
But no one can have sweet person like YOU…..

Stars has Five ends …Square has four ends … Triangle has three ends … Line has two ends … Life has one end … but Circule of our Friendship has no End.

Friendship is :=
vast like “Universe”
Deep like “Ocean”
High Like “Sky”
Strong Like “Iron”
Kind Like “Mother”
Cute like “me” AND
Sweet like “u”

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn’T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me, come to me… If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree… It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN…

A good friend is like a computer; me ‘enter’ ur life, ‘save’ u in my heart, ‘format’ ur problems, ‘shift’ u 2 opportunities & never ‘delete’ u from my memory!

Sep 04

True friends are those..
Who care without hesitation,
Remember without limitation
Forgive without any explanation &
Love even with little communication!

A true friend understands when you say, “I forgot…” waits forever when you say, “1 minute…” stays when you say, “leave me alone…” and opens the door, ‘even before you knock…’

4 al d frndship u share,
4 al d ways u care.
4 al d times ur thr,
Ur special n beyond compare.
Just wanna say thanks & take care!

True friends are like mornings,
You can’t have them the whole day,
But you can be sure,
they will be there when you wake up tomorrow, next year and forever.

When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,
who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving Friend.
Love your friend first and always.

Dosti wo nahi hoti jo “Jaan“ deti hai,
Dosti wo nahi hoti jo “Muskaan“ deti hai,
Asli dosti tou wo hoti hai..
Jo pani main gira “Aansoo“ bhi pehchan leti hai….

I Say and You Listen, its a Good Friendship. You Say and I Listen, is a Better Friendship. But I dont Say and You Understand, is “Best Friendship.”

in life..
some know you..
some remember you..
some like you..
some understand you..
some care for you..
but..
a TRUE FRIEND does all above &
always hopes the best for you..

I don’t want U to be mad for Me,
Neither to live for Me,
Nor to give Me more importance than Ur Love,
What I want is when I won’t b any more with U,
When I won’t b a part of Ur giggle & tear any more!
U think of Me then a drop scratches Ur cheek..
This would be the complete payback of our
Friendship! (=

True friends are like Diamonds… they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves… they are scattered everywhere.

A true friend is one who overlooks ur failures and tolerates ur successes.

Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile
DEFINITELY U !

“pass aa kar sabhi door chale jate hain
hum akele the akele reh jate hain
dil ka dird kis ko dikhaein
marham lagane wale hi zakham de jate hain ”

Sep 02

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?
Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.
Santa: Petrol & SMS?
Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy

True friends are like Diamonds… they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves… they are scattered everywhere.

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

Although its quite a statement,
Well it happens 2b true.
The best friend i ever had,
Im glad 2 say its U!

iF EvEr d DaY CoMeS wHeN u FiNd a BeTtEr FrEnD
ThAn Me,
JuZ RmMbR ThAt,WaT i GaVe U iS tHe BeSt Of WaT i HaD & wAt I aM 2U iS d BeSt I eVeR cOuLd BE..!!

Plz don”t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

Titanic 1 big ship tha magar phir bhi Doob gaya, lekin 1 SHIP aisa hai jo kabhi nahi doob sakta or wo SHIP hai,
.
.
.
.
.
*****FRIEND-SHIP*****

If u don”t mind
If u don”t feel bad
If don”t hesitate
Please……
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss……
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only.
Comming soon

Sometime in life,
We run so fast that we dont notice anyone running wid us,
We notice them only When we fall
&
They stop to pick us up.
They are called FRIENDS.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue,
Monkeys Like You Should Be Kept In Zoo.
Don’t Get Angry You Will Find Me There Too,
Not In Cage But Laughing On You…

Maine pani mai ek sikka dala,
or bhagwan se pyara se ek dost ki khwahish ki,
aur mujhe aap mil gaye or haan

saath mai ek awaj aayi
ek rupaye mai aisi hi milta hai

Bhagwanse Scooter Manga To Car Diya,
Ghar Manga To Bangla Diya,
Phone Manga To Mobile Diya,
Aur Jab Dost Manga To Tumhe Diya,
Aye Khuda Aakhri Baar Itna Zulm Kyon Kiya???

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ke
duniya wale jal jaate hai,
yun to hum sabko ullu banate hai,
par aap zara jaldi ban jaate hai

You are the one who is so smart,
you are the one who is so charming,
you are the one who is so caring,
you are the one who is so good looking
and I am the one who’s spreading these rumours

Lab khamosh ho jate hai,
ab tum samne aate ho,
dil dhadakte hai
jab nigah milate ho,
saans rukti hai jab muskurate ho,
BHOOT ho kya?
Kyon itna darate ho???

Our Friendship Is Ideal,
You Happy I Happy,
You Sad I Sad,
You Laugh I Laugh.
U Jump Out Of The Window,
I Look Down And Again I Laugh…

4 al d frndship u share,
4 al d ways u care.
4 al d times ur thr,
Ur special n beyond compare.
Just wanna say thanks & take care!

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