A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?
Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.
Santa: Petrol & SMS?
Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy
True friends are like Diamonds… they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves… they are scattered everywhere.
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
Although its quite a statement,
Well it happens 2b true.
The best friend i ever had,
Im glad 2 say its U!
iF EvEr d DaY CoMeS wHeN u FiNd a BeTtEr FrEnD
ThAn Me,
JuZ RmMbR ThAt,WaT i GaVe U iS tHe BeSt Of WaT i HaD & wAt I aM 2U iS d BeSt I eVeR cOuLd BE..!!
Plz don”t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
Titanic 1 big ship tha magar phir bhi Doob gaya, lekin 1 SHIP aisa hai jo kabhi nahi doob sakta or wo SHIP hai,
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*****FRIEND-SHIP*****
If u don”t mind
If u don”t feel bad
If don”t hesitate
Please……
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss……
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only.
Comming soon
Sometime in life,
We run so fast that we dont notice anyone running wid us,
We notice them only When we fall
&
They stop to pick us up.
They are called FRIENDS.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue,
Monkeys Like You Should Be Kept In Zoo.
Don’t Get Angry You Will Find Me There Too,
Not In Cage But Laughing On You…
Maine pani mai ek sikka dala,
or bhagwan se pyara se ek dost ki khwahish ki,
aur mujhe aap mil gaye or haansaath mai ek awaj aayi
ek rupaye mai aisi hi milta hai
Bhagwanse Scooter Manga To Car Diya,
Ghar Manga To Bangla Diya,
Phone Manga To Mobile Diya,
Aur Jab Dost Manga To Tumhe Diya,
Aye Khuda Aakhri Baar Itna Zulm Kyon Kiya???
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ke
duniya wale jal jaate hai,
yun to hum sabko ullu banate hai,
par aap zara jaldi ban jaate hai
You are the one who is so smart,
you are the one who is so charming,
you are the one who is so caring,
you are the one who is so good looking
and I am the one who’s spreading these rumours
Lab khamosh ho jate hai,
ab tum samne aate ho,
dil dhadakte hai
jab nigah milate ho,
saans rukti hai jab muskurate ho,
BHOOT ho kya?
Kyon itna darate ho???
Our Friendship Is Ideal,
You Happy I Happy,
You Sad I Sad,
You Laugh I Laugh.
U Jump Out Of The Window,
I Look Down And Again I Laugh…
4 al d frndship u share,
4 al d ways u care.
4 al d times ur thr,
Ur special n beyond compare.
Just wanna say thanks & take care!
