For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
Man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is..
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy that a cow can’t fly!!
Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils…
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.
I am not your type … I am not inflatable.
I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B – L – O – N – T
I am a killer, I kill people for money…..But because you are my friend, I’ll kill you for nothing!
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
I’m afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don’t know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.
I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky again.
A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don’t be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.
Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.
You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
You think I’m nice, I think you’re nice. You think I’m kind, I think you’re kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I’m cute, and I think you’re right.
