A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
I’m your best friend, you just don’t know that yet.
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.
I notice my wife when she’s on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there’s valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like Hey Jim, your shirt’s on fire.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
I saw a close friend of mine the other day. He said How come you haven’t called me? I said, I can’t call everyone I want. My new phone has no 5 on it. He said, How long have you had it? I said, I don’t know. My calendar has no 7s.
There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.
A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend’s forehead.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.
True friends stab you in the front.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience.
Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods.
My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.
True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can’t have too many friends because then you’re just not really friends.
My friends, there are no friends.
The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
What is a friend? I will tell you it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports.
A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
A man’s friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage — but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.
Friendship without self-interest is one of the rare and beautiful things of life.
A mistress never is nor can be a friend. While you agree, you are lovers; and when it is over, anything but friends.
Friendship is Love without his wings!
I have always laid it down as a maxim –and found it justified by experience –that a man and a woman make far better friendships than can exist between two of the same sex –but then with the condition that they never have made or are to make love to each other.
I have had, and may have still, a thousand friends, as they are called, in life, who are like one’s partners in the waltz of this world –not much remembered when the ball is over.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.
Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.
I have lost friends, some by dath, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
I got a lotta best friends. Some o’ them I don’t even hardly know!
It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.
Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families.
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
You can’t stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
